Y'all. Do you have that one family member that you sometimes want to break out the cotton swab on? Like, you really need actual concrete, irrefutable proof you're related? I swear it's like that with my little sister. If she didn't act JUST LIKE my grandma, I'd really have to wonder what she is doing claiming to be my sister. When people meet us, 9 times out of 10 their first question is...did y'all grow up in the same house? The answer is yes, but you honestly wouldn't know it, because she is FOOLISH. Yeah, I said it! Sad part is...if any of you know my sister, she is reading this right now and doing that half shrug thing she does and thinking...sooo? Or worse...laughing and holding her stomach because she thinks she's hilarious.
SMH.
This is what happened last night. So...I have carpal tunnel. Not like, that sucks, buy a brace at Walgreens kind, but like the oh wow you've been typing over 100 words per minute for the last ten years and now you have strange growths on your wrists and your hands go numb and you drop things and you're going to need surgery STAT kind.
So I'm explaining to my sister about how these growths (or whatever they are) are pressing into my veins, which makes them feel like they've fallen asleep, and the following exchange occurs:
Me: Blah blah it's very painful, look sissie *in my pitiful voice*
Her: *interrupts me* I hope that doesn't happen to me...that looks gross.
Me: *blank stare* (because I can't think of how to react since busting a plate over her head seems highly inappropriate with the kids in the room and all).
Her: *peeks under the counter*
*looks at me like she's being sneaky*
*knocks on the coffee table*
Me: Did you really just knock on wood?
Her: *with her...oh you saw that face* Well it's a legitimate concern. I was about to knock on the counter, but I couldn't tell if it was real wood or not.
Me: *posting as a status on fb so people will feel sorry for me*
Now generally when I post something stewpyd my sister does....she makes it even worse by logging on to facebook and LIKING the status. Now that is straight complete A-hole all day erry-day right there.
*sigh* I mean, you really have to be best friends with the devil to act like that.
The bane of my existence. My absolutely ridiculous and completely non-intentionally hilarious sister. But only if you think really rude stuff is funny.
Which I do.
Jerk.
SMH.
This is what happened last night. So...I have carpal tunnel. Not like, that sucks, buy a brace at Walgreens kind, but like the oh wow you've been typing over 100 words per minute for the last ten years and now you have strange growths on your wrists and your hands go numb and you drop things and you're going to need surgery STAT kind.
So I'm explaining to my sister about how these growths (or whatever they are) are pressing into my veins, which makes them feel like they've fallen asleep, and the following exchange occurs:
Me: Blah blah it's very painful, look sissie *in my pitiful voice*
Her: *interrupts me* I hope that doesn't happen to me...that looks gross.
Me: *blank stare* (because I can't think of how to react since busting a plate over her head seems highly inappropriate with the kids in the room and all).
Her: *peeks under the counter*
*looks at me like she's being sneaky*
*knocks on the coffee table*
Me: Did you really just knock on wood?
Her: *with her...oh you saw that face* Well it's a legitimate concern. I was about to knock on the counter, but I couldn't tell if it was real wood or not.
Me: *posting as a status on fb so people will feel sorry for me*
Now generally when I post something stewpyd my sister does....she makes it even worse by logging on to facebook and LIKING the status. Now that is straight complete A-hole all day erry-day right there.
*sigh* I mean, you really have to be best friends with the devil to act like that.
Which I do.
Jerk.
