Love Boxes, Condoms and Lube...Oh My!

The fun never stops at houseparty.com!  Literally!  I mean, how could it, when they send you things like this?

 

My latest party is for Durex and I haven't been THIS excited about a party since I got a free copy of Windows 7! 


I could go on and on about how cool the pack is....or I could just show you guys!  Enjoy!

 

And because, I mean...can you BELIEVE how much stuff they sent...I can't wait to fill the love boxes for my party goers!  Maybe I'll have some left over, and I just might send one to you!

Posted by StormyWaters

Tuesday, January 18, 2011 at 7:00 PM , 1 Comment

Toddlerific

Jordan has been particularly hilarious this weekend.  Right now he's running around with a Capri Sun straw hexing things and yelling that he has a magic wand.  I'm not sure he knows what a magic wand is, since he was pretending to type on the laptop and I took it from him and he said called it a magic wand too when demanding I give it back to him.  Apparently, magic is everywhere in the world of Jordan.



Yesterday, he came and yelled in my face at the top of his lungs...just over and over.  I couldn't tell him to stop, because I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.  Then I said...so kid, what was that?  And he says...A CROCODILE, then rolled his eyes at me like I'm an idiot and walked away.





Now he's whining and telling me he wants "stinky steak". I don't know what that means but he's super pissed about it.  He keeps saying "mommy help I want stinky steak" and so I did the only thing I think of...which was check his pullup, but he's clean.  So I'm out of ideas.  


I just asked him to show me this stinky steak....turns out it was another damn Capri Sun straw stuck in the crevice of the coffee table glass.  I handed it to him and he says "you found stinky steak you're wonderful."  


So easy to please this kid.

Now he's singing to himself and dancing around with his three straws telling his stinky steak to try and catch him.

All is well.

Posted by StormyWaters

Sunday, January 2, 2011 at 9:42 AM , 0 Comments

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