So I've decided that I need to archive all of my blogs in the same place, so I'm moving some because I don't want to give out my personal facebook page to everyone. That being said, here is one of my more traumatic episodes... still think I should have file workers comp for this one! :)
Okay so yeah yall know my luck is ridiculously bad, although always comically so...anyway, you might THINK it's impossible, but let me explain.
So I went to the ice cooler at work but some idiot janitor had rested a bunch of brooms and mops against the lid....so I'm bending over to move them and I back up to get them out of the way...WHAM! I feel an excrutiating pain and I reach for my back...BLOOD. Something around here drew blood! I turn around...lo and behold, I've been stabbed by a fish. Yes....a fish. For some reason, one of the geniuses at my job (a college no less) has left a hard plastic fish half in, half out of the freezer that's currently not in use. I looked around for Ashton but I wasn't being punked....just set up to be assaulted by a blue gill. Or whatever it is. Ouch. I now have one of those really long scratches at the base of my back and it's turned into a welt that stings like crazy! A friend of mine just suggested that someone set me up since I go and get ice every morning....hm.....am I being paranoid? Lol.
Check out the offending party. I was gonna file a worker's comp claim but the paperwork would be embarrassing. Lol.
See:?! See! Is wasn't just me! Mmmkay, looking back, this was super hilarious, but at the time I was like FML who does this kind of stuff happen to? *rubs the scar on my back*
I Was Stabbed By A Fish
on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 2:27pm
So I went to the ice cooler at work but some idiot janitor had rested a bunch of brooms and mops against the lid....so I'm bending over to move them and I back up to get them out of the way...WHAM! I feel an excrutiating pain and I reach for my back...BLOOD. Something around here drew blood! I turn around...lo and behold, I've been stabbed by a fish. Yes....a fish. For some reason, one of the geniuses at my job (a college no less) has left a hard plastic fish half in, half out of the freezer that's currently not in use. I looked around for Ashton but I wasn't being punked....just set up to be assaulted by a blue gill. Or whatever it is. Ouch. I now have one of those really long scratches at the base of my back and it's turned into a welt that stings like crazy! A friend of mine just suggested that someone set me up since I go and get ice every morning....hm.....am I being paranoid? Lol.
Check out the offending party. I was gonna file a worker's comp claim but the paperwork would be embarrassing. Lol.
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